I was in the Dominican Republic on a missions trip, and we were discussing jobs or something, and we started talking about being a policeman with big sideburns and someone owning a cookie factory or something, and then me and my friends Pablo and Kara made a band called The Emotions of Chuck Norris and started writing a song about it xD Alright, so in the song, Pablo is a policeman and his girlfriend owns a cookie factory and sells her cookies on Ebay, and theres a guy that always buys her cookies, so Pablo thinks hes trying to steal his girl. And he used to betray her cookie factory and eat Little Debbie snacks, but those days are over, and he knows that nothing will get in the way of their love. xD The lyrics are included in the video because we all know you want to sing along. xD And if you're wondering what a nightstick is (like most people), its the little bat thing that policemen carry around xD